2011 Classic: The Game of Thrones

A guy walks in and yells, “WINTER IS COMING!” The bartender says, “We know, Ned. You’ve said it every day since April. Have a scotch and sit down.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A guy walks in and says, "That beer is 'skibidi' and 'ohio'." Th...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

In 1996, bar conversations revolved around two things: whether th...read more »

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

"To the year of the brainrot!"Part of the 58 Bar Jokes: The 2024...read more »

In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »

@WinAmp_Shaker01/16/2011 14:32It really whips the llama's ass!

@SpiceGirls_Fan07/26/2009 04:47Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Oracle_Says11/07/2007 13:58I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Nirvana_Teen04/07/2000 12:57Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Borat_Very_Nice12/27/2010 03:19Very nice! Great success!

@Construction_Dig08/07/2007 15:00Still digging for more humor!