Matt Groening says the year 3000 will be full of suicide booths and delivery lobsters. Sounds about right.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 1999 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Classic. Simply classic.