2013 Classic: The Frozen

A guy walks in and starts singing “Let It Go!” The bartender says, “I’m letting you go… straight out the front door if you hit that high note again.”

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@Pager_Guy02/04/2009 23:35Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Web_Master_Flex10/01/1997 03:54I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Pizza_Pizza_9905/12/2003 07:06Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan05/05/2005 04:56This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Voodoo_3dfx11/19/1995 09:40The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@Diva_Plavalaguna07/09/2007 13:44The highest note of humor!

@Frame_Set_Wizard05/13/2006 08:14I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat01/15/2000 13:02Heh heh heh. Good one.