My wife joined a “social network.” She spent four hours finding her high school boyfriend. I spent four hours wondering why I’m making my own dinner.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2025 Vintage: The Hologram Kids
I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappeared. I forgot they were virtual... read more »
I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappeared. I forgot they were virtual... read more »
2. 1999 Vintage: The S Club 7
There ain't no party like an S Club party. My wife said there ain't no party like a "Getting-Eig... read more »
There ain't no party like an S Club party. My wife said there ain't no party like a "Getting-Eig... read more »
3. 1998 Classic: The Digital Camera
We bought one with 1 megapixel. Every photo looks like a collection of colored blocks, but we fe... read more »
We bought one with 1 megapixel. Every photo looks like a collection of colored blocks, but we fe... read more »
4. 2016 Classic: The Captain America
Civil War: I told her I’m Team Cap. She said, "I’m Team Divorce if you don't pick up your socks."... read more »
Civil War: I told her I’m Team Cap. She said, "I’m Team Divorce if you don't pick up your socks."... read more »
5. 2016 Vintage: The Lukas Graham
"7 Years." I sang it. She said, "In 7 years you’ll still be looking for your car keys."Part of t... read more »
"7 Years." I sang it. She said, "In 7 years you’ll still be looking for your car keys."Part of t... read more »
6. 2019 Classic: The Peloton Logic
"Why are you crying at the bike?" "She’s so happy!" "It’s a stationary bike, Greg. It’s not that... read more »
"Why are you crying at the bike?" "She’s so happy!" "It’s a stationary bike, Greg. It’s not that... read more »
7. 2018 Legacy: The Screen Time
Apple added the "Screen Time" feature. My wife saw that I spent 12 hours on "Fantasy Football" l... read more »
Apple added the "Screen Time" feature. My wife saw that I spent 12 hours on "Fantasy Football" l... read more »
8. 2011 Classic: The Muppets Movie
I told her I’m a Muppet of a man. She said, "No, you’re just a 'Very Manly Muppet' who likes to ... read more »
I told her I’m a Muppet of a man. She said, "No, you’re just a 'Very Manly Muppet' who likes to ... read more »
9. 2009 Classic: The Facebook Lite
It’s a faster version. I told her I’m "Husband Lite"—faster, but with fewer features (like liste... read more »
It’s a faster version. I told her I’m "Husband Lite"—faster, but with fewer features (like liste... read more »
10. 2011 Archive: The Drive
I bought a satin jacket with a scorpion on the back. My wife asked if I’m going to drive a getaw... read more »
I bought a satin jacket with a scorpion on the back. My wife asked if I’m going to drive a getaw... read more »
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[2000-10-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]Discman_Skipper: Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
[2000-05-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Fresh_Prince_90: In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
[1996-01-11 ARCHIVE_LOG]Doom_Marines: Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
[2005-07-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Tank_Operator: Loading the training program... for comedy.
[2002-05-26 ARCHIVE_LOG]Big_Lebowski_Dude: The Dude abides... this joke.
[1998-02-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Face_Palm_01: Classic. Simply classic.
[2008-12-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat: Heh heh heh. Good one.
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