My wife joined a “social network.” She spent four hours finding her high school boyfriend. I spent four hours wondering why I’m making my own dinner.
Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Friendster” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.