When you say one thing but mean your mother.
Part of the 68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory
"Doctor, I keep forgetting my 'Life-Cloud' login." "That’s okay, ...read more »
The Hearing Test
A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Longevity Protocol
My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stress 2
"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Surgery
"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition
In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Pill Logic
"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
More capacity for humor on this site!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Equality for all jokes!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.