Why did the lawyer sue a 9-year-old? Because the kid did a dance move that looked 15% similar to a move the lawyer once did at a holiday party.
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Standard classic. Never gets old.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
The best thing since version 1.0!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!