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2018 Vintage: The Fortnite “Orange Justice”

 Why did the lawyer sue a 9-year-old? Because the kid did a dance move that looked 15% similar to a move the lawyer once did at a holiday party.

Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes07/18/2013 06:33Standard classic. Never gets old.
@SpiceGirls_Fan02/18/2001 23:11Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@WordPress_Fan_0302/12/2000 03:51The best thing since version 1.0!
@Noob_Slayer_X11/25/2014 14:24Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Homestar_Runner06/26/1999 17:24That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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