Why was the dad so good at dancing in 2018? Because he’s been practicing “default” movements for 40 years.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
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Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
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I want it that way... the funny way!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Choose life. Choose a joke.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
No way! That’s too much!