A guy starts swinging his arms side-to-side in a frantic motion. The bartender asks, “Are you having a medical emergency?” The guy says, “No, I’m doing the ‘Floss’! I just got a Victory Royale!” The bartender says, “You’re about to get a ‘Victory Ban’ if you don’t stop hitting the other customers.”
Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
58 Bar Jokes: The 2024 “Eclipse, Olympics & AI Overload” Edition
In 2024, the bar became a sanctuary from a world that felt increa...read more »
2024 Classic: The Solar Eclipse
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The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Tequila
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The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
The Bear Patience
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2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
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The Invisible Man
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Actually, it IS a cool story!