A guy drinks a shot and makes car noises. “I’m going 200 mph!” “You’re sitting on a stool, Carol.”
Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
"Why is there a 'Liquid hallucination' on the list?" "The comput...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
3D laughs are the best!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!