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2019 Classic: The Ford v Ferrari

 A guy drinks a shot and makes car noises. “I’m going 200 mph!” “You’re sitting on a stool, Carol.”

Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
 A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
45 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition
In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
 A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
The Cliffhanger
Ending the night on a very high note.A guy walks into a bar at th...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
 A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
67 Bar Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition
In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Romulus
 A guy asks for a "Xenomorph" shot. The bartender gives him somet...read more »

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 A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
71 Bar Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Euro Currency” Edition
In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »
73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I Met Your Mother” Edition
In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The AI-Generated Menu
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1601/10/2012 04:38I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Cyber_Traveler08/30/2013 04:02Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Beverly_Hills_9021003/09/2011 02:09The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Melrose_Place_Fan06/12/2011 16:08Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Neo_The_One10/01/2001 00:05I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@IMVU_Chatter11/03/2009 10:583D laughs are the best!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/16/2013 16:01Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Podcast_Listener04/15/1996 03:07I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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