She can buy herself flowers and she can hold her own hand. 2023 is the year Miley Cyrus gave us the ultimate “Self-Care” anthem.
Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
2025 Legacy: The "Human-Made" Sticker
I just bought a loaf of bread that had a sticker saying "Baked b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Longlegs "Hail Satan" Fear
Nicolas Cage in white makeup is the most terrifying thing I’ve s...read more »
75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality
Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Phantom" Spotify
My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Optimism
We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is m...read more »
77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days
Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar
Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Nasty" Tinashe
Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Realization
I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »
2025 Archive: The How to Train Your Dragon (Live Action)
CGI dragons that look so real I’m trying to feed my screen a fis...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Energy" Crisis
I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Physical Trend
I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »
2025 Archive: The Jurassic World (4) Return
Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
My fist is clenched... with joy!