1999 Classic: The Flat Screen

A bar gets its first flat-screen TV. A guy asks, “Where is the rest of it?”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

In 2005, the bar was the stage for everyone's inner "Legendary" p...read more »

In 2002, the bar scene was a mix of superhero hype and the birth ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »

@AOL_Surfer09/22/2005 15:15You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Modem_Meltdown10/02/2003 01:59My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@Palm_Pilot_User02/22/2007 21:39Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory08/22/2004 13:11Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Winamp_Playlist07/04/2007 08:55Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan12/21/2002 23:31Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@G_I_Joe_Real12/26/2012 04:20And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Success_Kid_Win04/26/2001 17:08Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.