The developer deleted the game because it was “too addictive.” I’m currently looking for a used iPhone on eBay for $2,000 just so I can tap a bird between two pipes.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008 Superhero Surge
Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Please Please Please" Video
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82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause
Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
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71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition
Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »
74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar
Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Fantastic Four "First Steps"
They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening
Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Infinite" Scroll Fatigue
I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Local-Only" Travel
I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most ex...read more »
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I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »
2024 Classic: The Kendrick vs. Drake Diss-Track Era
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
The power of three... laughs!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
One billion... laughs!
The best thing since version 1.0!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.