Why was the internet still slow? Because 802.11 was born in 1997, promising a wireless future—though back then, “wireless” mostly meant your dad hadn’t tripped over the phone cord yet.
Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1997 “Unsinkable & Unplugged” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Shut up and take my laughter!