“Do you have a cell phone?” “Yes.” “Do you have an email address?” “Yes.” “Do you have a personality?” “I’m downloading one now, it’s at 42%.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
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