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1996 Classic: The First Date (1996 Edition)

 “Do you have a cell phone?” “Yes.” “Do you have an email address?” “Yes.” “Do you have a personality?” “I’m downloading one now, it’s at 42%.”

Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Fanatic07/02/2006 05:47Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@MP3_Encoder05/06/2012 05:32128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Jesus_Quintana04/21/2011 15:30Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Magic_SchoolBus06/29/1995 17:45Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Thundercats_Ho03/30/2008 18:23Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Animated_Mail_G01/06/2004 08:40The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@DMOZ_Volunteer03/10/2010 00:42Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Blogger_Default04/14/2009 19:37Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@Lag_Victim_0104/27/2011 01:13I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Influencer_9911/03/2001 00:15My followers need to see this!

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