Why did the calendar get fired? Because it took too many days off.
Part of the 61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
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In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
One joke to rule them all!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.