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2011 Vintage: The Final Word

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Crossing-path optimization.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye05/26/2003 03:52Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Charlie_Bit_Me06/04/2015 14:16Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Construction_Dig08/16/2011 03:31Still digging for more humor!
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