2012 Classic: The Final Result

I posted a “survivor” selfie on Instagram. 2 likes. One was me. One was my mother. The world is a cold place.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »

It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »

Compatibility is tested at 7:00 AM sharp.My wife is a morning per...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

In 2021, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of planning...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »

I thought about a sandwich. A drone delivered one five minutes l...read more »

When a couple gets married, why is it that the woman changes her ...read more »

@Futurama_Bender05/08/1998 21:46Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Napster_User_9909/23/1999 07:19Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan09/12/2001 12:20Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@About_Dot_Com01/21/1999 05:37The human guide to online humor.

@Orkut_Member_9903/02/2010 18:17A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@No_Way_Jose12/11/2015 04:11No way! That’s too much!