Why did the dad stare at the frozen orange juice? Because it said “concentrate.”
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Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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