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2011 Archive: The Final Harry Potter Movie

 Why did the lawyer cry at the end? Not because it was over, but because the “Intellectual Property Goldmine” had finally run dry.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8811/01/2002 15:33Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Buffy_Summers_9703/12/2012 11:21Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Grunge_Lord_9407/27/2014 05:36I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
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@Blue_Your_My_Boy05/13/1999 10:40You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Deal_With_It_G07/01/2007 07:36Deal with it. This is gold.

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