Why did the lawyer cry at the end? Not because it was over, but because the “Intellectual Property Goldmine” had finally run dry.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Slaying these jokes one by one.
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Deal with it. This is gold.