A woman asks for a “Red Room” cocktail. The bartender gives her a Shirley Temple with a dark secret.
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Bear Patience
Why pauses are important in conversation.A bear walks into a bar ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Nosferatu
A guy walks in and says, "I'm waiting for the dark." The bartend...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
The Sandwich Ban
When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Bio-Metric Pour
The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »
The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition
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53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
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