Why did the dad stay in the hardware store for three hours in 2017? Because he was trying to build the world’s first “ball-bearing” dad joke.
Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »
Q: How do you make a...
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
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Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
The best thing since version 1.0!