“Okay? Okay.” “No, it’s not okay that you spent the grocery money on a new video game.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
Saving the best laugh for last!