What do you call a cat that can run 50 miles per hour? A “purr-ari.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open.read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!