2016 Classic: The Fake News

A guy says, “I heard this bar is giving out free drinks!” The bartender says, “That’s fake news. Check your sources.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »

A guy walks into a bar and asks the girl next to him, "Are you r...read more »

Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »

The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

@Melrose_Place_Fan12/07/1996 15:31Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@American_Psycho_P08/14/2005 14:07I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Lock_Stock_Two03/03/2008 06:21It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Weird_Science_G11/09/2000 18:11We created a monster... of a joke!

@Orange_Mocha_F11/04/2012 10:13Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!

@Pwnage_King01/03/2002 19:42Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Rocket_Jumper10/16/1997 22:31This humor took me to new heights!