A guy starts writing on the bar with a Sharpie. The bartender asks, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m posting on your wall.”
Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Bar Stool
"Reserved for the person who isn't filming a TikTok."Part of the...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, "The Guinness po...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
A guy orders a beer. The glass suddenly flashes a red light and ...read more »
The Dyslexic Entry
A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Proxy
A guy's personal AI bot walks into a bar and says, "My owner is ...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
... (Laughter in silence).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!