Why did the lawyer bring a “Windows Phone” to court? To prove that his client was a victim of “terrible life choices.”
Part of the 46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness's brain chip? Because "I...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
2025 Classic: The Robot Divorce
A lawyer represented a human suing a robot for divorce. The main...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
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In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
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A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Found a real treasure with this one.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
We are many. We are laughing.
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!