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2001 Classic: The “Everywhere” Michelle Branch

 The girl with the acoustic guitar is everywhere. Literally. Every radio station.

Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Geocities_Neighbor02/25/2008 09:48Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Lock_Stock_Two06/05/2005 10:16It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Nice_Guy_Eddie08/03/2005 02:09Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@CounterStrike_Pro06/18/1998 05:02Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Retro_End_User12/29/2003 03:30The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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