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1998 Vintage: The Euro is Born (Sort of)

 Why were Europeans practicing math? Because the exchange rates were locked, and everyone was preparing for the day their local currency turned into a “historical artifact.”

Part of the 32 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Space-Rock” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad11/23/1996 21:19Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Pokemon_Blue10/10/2008 17:14Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Clueless_Dionne02/21/2011 04:27Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
@Gnutella_User10/09/2000 06:47Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Oracle_Says07/17/2003 04:07I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan02/02/1999 19:47Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Annoying_Orange02/11/2004 14:20Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Podcast_Listener12/01/2006 14:31I’ll mention this in my next episode!
@Retro_End_User03/16/2011 06:04The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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