A girl walks in with even more glitter on her face. “Is this a play?” “No, it’s a bar. Sit down.”
Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
74 Bar Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod Era” Edition
In 2001, the bar atmosphere changed. The Y2K fear was gone, repla...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition
In 2003, the bar was the place to be if you wanted to debate the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Retro-Human
A guy walks in and starts a conversation without checking his ph...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Harlem Shake” Edition
In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
"I'll have a 'Melting Glacier'." The bartender gives him a glass...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Vertical Farm Garnish
"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
We are many. We are laughing.