1995 Archive: The Envelope

Why did the blonde put a stamp on her forehead? She wanted to send herself a “message.”

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Full_House_Lover01/30/2013 20:41You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Total_Recall_Fan03/18/2006 19:15Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@G_I_Joe_Real02/07/2015 08:12And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Fat_Bastard_Get11/11/2012 23:42Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Noob_Slayer_X02/12/2002 10:06Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Rage_Comic_Fan08/25/2013 21:38FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

@Not_Bad_Obama06/02/1999 03:22Not bad. Not bad at all.