2001 Archive: The Enron

My husband’s “investment strategy” was just like Enron. I told him I’m the SEC and I’m launching an investigation into his “golf fund.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

It mowed the lawn into the shape of my wife’s face. I told her i...read more »

Nostalgia is a powerful tool, if you use it correctly.I told my w...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

I tried to buy cookies, but the store wouldn't let me because my...read more »

Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your l...read more »

What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind b...read more »

Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

Two voices, one car, and zero agreement on the route.My wife does...read more »

He’s "at work" in a headset. I walked in and saw he was actually...read more »

In 2025, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of managing...read more »

In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »

@Independence_Day04/04/2011 18:56Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter03/07/2008 02:29My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Starship_Troopers10/10/1997 12:15I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Trainspotting_Rent08/02/1995 14:55Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Grinds_My_Gears04/18/2010 21:56You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Marquee_Text_Fan01/27/2014 13:38<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@Digg_Submitter_0503/31/2004 08:23Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!