Why is my wallet like a library? Because everyone wants to “check out” what’s inside.
Part of the 45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 “Ever Given” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I am crying... with laughter!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.