Why was the glass so happy? Because it was “half-full” of potential.
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I want it that way... the funny way!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
The future is laughing at us.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
This is the future of humor!