1996 Legacy: The Empty Box

Why was the dad staring at the empty cereal box? Because it said “Enjoy by 1996,” and he didn’t want to miss the deadline.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

They wear snow caps.read more »

Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »

By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »

Because then it would be a foot.read more »

In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »

As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »

They were acting odd.read more »

Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a henweigh. Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

@PowerRanger_Red02/20/2010 23:11It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Clueless_Dionne07/17/2010 05:47Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/08/2000 01:21Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!

@Prestige_World_W05/15/1995 17:25Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Harambe_Memories04/20/2013 11:37Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Trogdor_Burn06/05/1998 09:38Burninating the countryside with laughter!