Why was the light bulb so happy? It was “en-light-ened.”
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
But you have heard of this joke!
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
There’s an app for that? No, just this site!