A guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink that matches the current political climate. The bartender hands him a glass of straight vinegar with a hair in it and says, “That’ll be $50, and half the bar is going to hate you for ordering it.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Neuralink Slip
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