She’s back! I’m currently sitting in an empty house with the wind blowing my curtains, feeling things.
Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
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You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.