1999 Archive: The E-commerce Boom

Why was everyone talking about “Pets.com”? Because we thought buying dog food on the internet was the pinnacle of human achievement.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why was the 4th a "Barbie Party"? Because Dua Lipa provided the o...read more »

In 2001, Independence Day felt like the true start of the 21st ce...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »

Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »

@The_Real_Morpheus12/01/2015 23:54What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Talladega_N_R09/20/2015 15:27If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan06/24/2014 06:09Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Not_Bad_Obama04/10/2008 03:26Not bad. Not bad at all.

@I_See_What_You07/06/2004 15:54I see what you did there. Clever!

@Hashtag_Master01/28/1995 20:38#funny #joke #retro #90s

@Viewer_Number_108/20/2001 03:37First! And it’s funny!