2019 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m freezing!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Paris. / Paris who? / Paris (Spar...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2008, the world of entertainment and technology shifted gears....read more »

In 2022, the movies were big, the viral moments were shocking, an...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson04/04/1998 21:42WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Donny_V_ShutUp12/05/1996 00:05Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ermahgerd_Girl02/13/2013 09:55ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@DMOZ_Volunteer04/28/2001 18:03Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Flash_Game_Dev10/31/2010 19:17I should make a game about this joke.