2003 Vintage: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the pool, the summer of 2003 is over!

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@Fresh_Prince_9009/04/2006 09:28In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@X-Gen_Mark10/04/2012 23:59This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Napoleon_Dyna05/09/2009 10:23Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Web_Counter_9904/06/2001 15:03I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@Cloud_Computing04/23/2007 18:13Storing my laughs in the cloud.