1995 Classic: The Dwayne

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

In 2015, the Force finally awakened. It was the year we all start...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Archiwum. / Archiwum who? / Archiw...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto-correct ...read more »

In 2016, our phone batteries were constantly at 1%, but our PokéD...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

In 2006, we stopped just sitting on the couch and started swingin...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2018, we were all asking "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good." It...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad12/17/2010 17:00Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Campus_King08/31/1996 03:10The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Firewall_Wizard01/09/2002 22:17Letting this joke through the port.

@Grunge_Lord_9401/11/2007 20:25I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Old_School_Frank11/22/2006 08:08We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@StumbleUpon_User10/29/2011 23:52I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@Clans_Leader_9908/16/2002 19:00Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!