Why did the dad start lifting grocery bags? He wanted to maintain his “heavy-lifting” status for the next big shop.
Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
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Found a real treasure with this one.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
This site is never finished... with humor!
M’lady... this joke is superb.