“Reliable, unlike my Wi-Fi.”
Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The Deadpool & Wolverine
Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »
The Past Tense
Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition
In 2022, the bar became the place where we escaped from "blue che...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom Bar” Edition
In 2020, the bar moved from the corner of the street to the corne...read more »
The Schrödinger Cat
The most famous cat in science makes an appearance.Schrödinger’s ...read more »
30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the...read more »
2024 Archive: The Mimosa
"The official fuel of 'mindful' brunches."Part of the 58 Bar Jok...read more »
The Talking Dog
Man’s best friend shows off a very profitable skill.A guy walks i...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Music
The AI-DJ creates a song based on the bar's current mood. It’s m...read more »
The Mushroom Character
Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »
The Panda Order
A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
I should make a game about this joke.