2002 Vintage: The Draft Beer

“Why is it flat?” “Because you’ve been talking for 20 minutes instead of drinking.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Zoolander_Blue09/07/2011 09:37Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Harambe_Memories03/21/2002 22:27Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Distracted_Boy12/11/2006 08:24Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@ODP_Editor_9912/04/2009 09:21Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Noob_Slayer_X05/25/2005 16:24Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.