2000 Archive: The Dr. Seuss

We saw the movie. I told her her heart is two sizes too small. She said my brain is three sizes too small.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »

Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »

The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »

Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »

My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »

We got a robotic dog. It never needs to go out and it never bark...read more »

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »

In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »

In 2005, marriage was about the dawn of the "viral video," the pe...read more »

In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »

I told them to clean their room. They just flickered and disappe...read more »

A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »

In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »

@WAP_Navigator11/16/1999 03:03Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Donny_V_ShutUp10/03/2003 10:59Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Ghostbusters_V09/07/2015 17:57Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@StumbleUpon_User12/27/2010 18:34I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!

@WordPress_Fan_0301/06/2006 12:12The best thing since version 1.0!

@Flash_Game_Dev04/06/2011 22:23I should make a game about this joke.

@Captain_Obvious05/17/2011 17:11This is a comment on a funny joke.

@Viewer_Number_111/18/2006 18:23First! And it’s funny!