Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!
Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)
2024 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Mikey
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Mikey. / Mikey who? / Mikey is lo...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »
2024 Archive: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »
41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition
In 2023, the world was split between Malibu pink and atomic grey....read more »
2025 Vintage: The Owl
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Owl. / Owl who? / Yes, they still...read more »
45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2002 Spider-Mania Edition
In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »
2025 Classic: The Open
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Otto
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
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You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!