2009 Vintage: The Doris

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@The_Real_Morpheus09/01/1996 19:29What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?

@Marla_Singer_Fan07/23/2009 17:46A joke for the end of the world.

@Ruby_Rhod_Green02/24/1999 22:38Super green! Hilarious!

@Gogo_Yubari_Ball03/30/2014 14:36Deadly funny! Watch out!

@Rocket_Power_9901/08/1996 06:27We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Leave_Britney_A02/11/1996 01:28Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Grammar_Nazi_9912/26/2011 06:08Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Dark_Web_Joker03/04/2006 03:45Found this on the deep end of the net.