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2017 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement

 Why did the lawyer get the Nintendo Switch? Because he proved he was the only one who actually “switched” his loyalty to the highest bidder.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner05/19/2003 18:02Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Web_Master_Flex04/22/1997 04:26I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Kazaa_Leecher12/24/2000 15:12I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Wayne_World_Ex02/05/2005 03:12Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Delicious_Links10/15/2014 14:45Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

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