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2014 Classic: The Divergent Factions

 I’m a “Pizza-Eater,” which isn’t one of the five factions, but it should be.

Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Linux_Distro_Fan10/08/2014 16:45Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/23/2012 19:18A joke about nothing? Love it!
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@Butthead_Uhhh11/10/1997 13:41Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
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