I’m a “Pizza-Eater,” which isn’t one of the five factions, but it should be.
Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
Found this on the deep end of the net.