A distiller walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I like your spirit.”
Part of the 64 Bar Jokes: The 1996 “Microbrewery & Martini Mania” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
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51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Boom” Edition
In 2017, the bar was divided into two groups: people trying to ex...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Ending
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2025 Classic: The Smart Glass
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55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Climate Change Cocktail
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
One joke to rule them all!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
The magic man... is laughing!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!